open rp post!

[regretter]

You wanted an open RP post? Ya'll got one! Instructions are simple.

1. Pick yo character - we got a few to choose from
2. Pick yo flavour - OU, or AU, or game canon
3. Pick yo prompt - it's like baskin robbins up in here
4. And comment!
EVERYONE PROFITS.

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route-verse let's go

[arcanaeum]

[ The problems with having two very competitive Golems in your Pokemon team number a total of three.

1) Less type advantage.
2) Lots of wrestling between them.
3) Sometimes, they cause property damage.

To that end, Minato is currently staring down a very large, very noticeable dent in the side of Nanao's house that Chernobog is still climbing out of. You'd think that facing down Nyx herself, borne down by the manifestation of death to end all human life, would be the scariest thing he'd ever face.

You'd be wrong. ]

minato you're doomed

[regretter]

{It's quiet. Way too quiet. Nanao's house is usually crawling (occasionally literally!) with pokemon and humans - there's always noise coming from somewhere.}

{Then, from the second storey:}

Shunsui, if you would be so very kind as to remove that Golem from my house...!

{Shunsui is a Gyarados. A very, very big Gyarados. And he's infatuated with Nanao. So there's now one (1) very large sea serpent snaking up onto the beach, looking rather threatening. He at least has the sense to stay away from the house (it had to be beaten into him, but still.)}

{Meanwhile, Nanao's now emerged from the house, and is walking towards Minato.}

Pray, kindly explain to me why there's now a Golem-sized hole in the wall of my house?

i did my best. i have no regrets.

[arcanaeum]

[ Chernobog and Grey, oblivious to the pain they've caused their trainer, are too busy congratulating each other on good wrestling. Minato, meanwhile, is fighting the urge to back up several steps.

Then turn. Then run. Preferably to Kanto. ]

Ah...

[ Boy, she looks mad. That cracked right down to the plaster, but at least it didn't actually go through. He looks back at Nanao, coming to grips with the nature of true fear. ]

--Grey overbalanced.

[regretter]

{Shunsui is now leaning over Chernobog and Grey, and is growling quietly (which sounds like a washing machine on it's spin cycle with a tub full of rocks). HDU wreck his gf's house >:I}

Grey overbalanced, you say. {Nothing is quite so terrifying as a tranquil fury, isn't it?} Might I enquire as to how said overbalancing came to pass?

{Her voice is sharp enough to cut diamonds, and she looks Minato straight in the eyes.} Were they, perhaps, wrestling?

[arcanaeum]

Um.

[ Tranquil fury like this isn't something he's seen for some time - at least, not directed at him. He swallows quietly, and ponders his options. There isn't enough Charm in the world to lie right now. He drops his head, eyes shaded by his thick bangs. ]

Yes.

[ His Golems, meanwhile, are just going to go ahead and start backing away...then turning tail as one and high-tailing it out of there.

Good Golems. Smart Golems. ]

[regretter]

{Shunsui roars, once, and then retreats back to the ocean, water washing over his hide.}

{Nanao keeps up her gaze, even though Minato's lowered his gaze, and keeps her voice absolutely level. Decades of experience has told her that the best option is keep up the pressure. Once moment of weakness, and they'll take advantage of it.}

Now, Minato. Why did you think it was a good idea to let two Golems wrestle beside a house?